D I R T

7:47 pm on a weekday is "down hour". Today is a Tuesday that feels like a Monday but is too far from either end to feel great. So how do I feel? Like I'm smack dab in the middle. No I ain't a Chips Ahoy cookie (haha!), nor am I very funny. I know what I'm not but I don't know what I am, so I guess this is where I stand, Right here in the middle while the world is spinning around and around and around so fast that it's making me dizzy just as the rides at carnivals make me feel--

 yet I'm not at a carnival, I'm on solid ground.